christianity

ya ya ya scold me all you want... but lets face it, now me, i believe in god but the fact of the matter is that the bible is full of crap. firstly, 7 days? alright, no matter how great god is, (s)he can't of created every thing in 7 days. then the story of Noah's arc... so 1 old dude, an old chick, and some kids built an arc big enough to hold 2 of every animal and they didn't eat each other? ya that makes a ton of sense. not to mention, does anyone even know who wrote the bible? my guess is that its some 42-year-old dude living in his moms basement. you know, the same dude that met you on myspace. and than theres the story of the birth of christ. "virgin mary" my left buttcheek! heres the deal, she was screwing around with her boyfreind and got knocked up, so what does she tell her parents? "the lord has blessed me with a son!" and through power of suggestion he was born with those powers.