common sayings...adwal style

1:never talk to strangers (unless they have free candy in their van.)
2:never jump off a bridge unless you know how deep the water is (instead, let me push you.)
3:the early bird gets the worm (i prefer pancakes, not worms.)
4:old habits die hard (unless you have an rpg launcher.)
5:many hands make light work (how many hands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?)
6:when the cats away, the mice will play (so when the mice are away, what does the cheese do?)
7:necessity, who is the mother of invention (what?)
8:barking dogs seldom bite (tell that to my dog)