super heros

super heroes are lame. firstly, superman, who's only disguise is a pair of glasses,"oh my god is that Clark Kent?" "no, Clark wheres glasses". seriously? then there's spider man. someone get me a giant shoe, please! i mean, a spider bite, could it be any lamer? after that movie came out, every kid in America was probably looking for spiders to get bitten. however, i won't mention batman. not because he's flawless, but because this blog is about super heroes...emphasis on super. he dosen't have powers, he has a belt.